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[offtracks]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, NOBORI.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 17.128.903.472

*** NOBORI has joined 17.128.903.472

<NOBORI> Hello! This is Ingo!
<NOBORI> How may I help you?

Other Handles: Wayward [anon]

Comments

[i_am_emmet]

I'm know you do, but if we can find something with the same texture to keep on you, it might be nice, right?

[offtracks]

...yes, I suppose that would be nice.

[He's plainly never even thought of that!]

Is that, uh... [He also never thought that was a particularly unusual thing to enjoy?]

[i_am_emmet]

[Emmet cocks his head to the side waiting for the question.]

[offtracks]

...related?

[He's just trying to phrase everything super carefully!]

[i_am_emmet]

Could be, I know a lot of people just like certain textures, but some just feel exceedingly better than others.

[offtracks]

I see. That's strange - I never thought that was particularly unusual!

[i_am_emmet]

Some people don't understand the joy of feeling something nice for a while.

[offtracks]

That's strange. I know other people enjoy petting Pokemon! That is very similar!

[Not exactly the same thing, because there is a Pokemon to benefit from it as well! But often it benefits the human as well, in Ingo's experience!]

[i_am_emmet]

Joltiks have a nice texture and make a nice sound when you pet them right.

[offtracks]

None of my team are particularly furry...but I like petting the Sneasels. And Magnezone is very smooth.

[i_am_emmet]

I like their feathers. Archeops had some lovely feathers.

[offtracks]

One of your other Pokemon? Yes, the feathers are quite nice! Lately I - ah, well, never mind.

[GOT TOO COMFORTABLE THERE ALMOST SAID SOMETHING EMBARRASSING]

[i_am_emmet]

[Emmet cocks his head to the side, curious as to what was going to be said next!]

[offtracks]

Tell me more about Joltik!

[underhanded!]

[i_am_emmet]

Verrry mean, about to tell me something fun then try and distract.

[offtracks]

It is not fun, it's embarrassing!

[i_am_emmet]

Do you really think I don't know things that will make you cringe to this day even without you remembering it?

[NO SHAME ZONE]

[offtracks]

Emmet, that is worse! You do see how that is worse?

[CONSTANT SHAME ZONE]

[i_am_emmet]

No judgment zone with me.

[Unless it was something worth judgment, like if Ingo suddenly decided he was going to suddenly stop Pokemon training and become a professional underwater basket weaver!]

[offtracks]

You are not going to let this go.

[It isn't even a question, just an observation. Ingo sighs.]

You know how feline Pokemon will often lick their paws and groom their heads and face with it? I often feel the urge to do that. Especially lately - I am shedding my winter coat, and I am constantly itchy!

[i_am_emmet]

Thats it? I thought it was going to be something verrry embarrassing.

[DISAPOINTMENT!]

[offtracks]

It's disgusting! And a monster instinct, too!

[i_am_emmet]

So is hoarding blankets but it hurts no one.

[Emmet...may have a few too many blankets now.]

[offtracks]

Well, I think that's rather different.

[it isn't LICKING PEOPLE]

[i_am_emmet]

Consensual licks.