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<NOBORI> Hello! This is Ingo!
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Other Handles: Wayward [anon]

Comments

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Emmet, people do not just run around licking! It is unhygienic and undignified!

[i_am_emmet]

That is why it has to be consensual. So they can wash before hand.

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I didn't even say anything about other people.

[He has definitely thought about it though!]

[i_am_emmet]

Then nothing wrong with licking yourself as long as you wash your hands afterward.

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Of course there is! People do not do that!

[i_am_emmet]

Who is going to stop you, and it's not the worse thing you can do.

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I am going to stop me! Though...well, I suppose you are right about that.

[He certainly has done much worse, hasn't he...]

[i_am_emmet]

Why though? Seriously if it hurts no one, and makes you feel nice- no harm. Just wash your hands.

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I don't know, it is just...wrong! I would be ashamed if anyone saw me do such a thing!

[we've looped back around to the masking thing and he doesn't even understand that]

[i_am_emmet]

[Emmet sighs.]

It sounds like you just want to torture yourself.

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[Brittle, after the last time that sort of topic came up:]

It is hardly torturous not to lick one's paws like an animal. I should be trying to maintain control!

[i_am_emmet]

It would niggle at me until I could do it.

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[Ingo flexes his claws, tail tapping against the couch. Yeah...yeah, it's nagging at him.]

...yes, talking about it isn't really helping. I should try to think of something else! Come, I can't be the only one, haven't you got any...gargoyle things?

[i_am_emmet]

Laying with all my blankets. Also wanting to take anything shiny.

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Those are all very ordinary things!

[it is. slightly frustrating how normal those are!]

In all honesty, I thought you had started bringing the blankets home on my account! Though I suppose you do have rather a lot of them in your room, if it were only that!

[i_am_emmet]

Added benefit, I one time lost Mr.Cupcake in a blanket pile.

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Her fur is very short and thin. Especially for the sort of winters we get around here.

[i_am_emmet]

It is, thats why I got her a coat and some shoes. Have you seen her in her shoes?

[EMMET DOESN'T REMEMBER]

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I have seen the coat, but I don't believe I've seen the shoes.

[i_am_emmet]

Let's put them on, she acts like she forgets what feet are when wearing them.

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Mean.

[But he cracks a bit of - well, not a smile, but an Ingo-smile.]

[i_am_emmet]

Not mean, protects her tiny little paws from the cold.

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You are not doing it now for that reason, and you know it!

[i_am_emmet]

Training to get her ready for next winter.

[And with that Emmet is off to get the dog shoes and his chihuahua. He quickly comes back and sets her on the table. Mr.Cupcake seems irritated, but used to this.]

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[Ingo snorts. She is obviously annoyed, but it's also a little funny.]

Is her species from a warmer clime?