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<NOBORI> Hello! This is Ingo!
<NOBORI> How may I help you?

Other Handles: Wayward [anon]

Comments

[i_am_emmet]

Verrry mean, about to tell me something fun then try and distract.

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It is not fun, it's embarrassing!

[i_am_emmet]

Do you really think I don't know things that will make you cringe to this day even without you remembering it?

[NO SHAME ZONE]

[offtracks]

Emmet, that is worse! You do see how that is worse?

[CONSTANT SHAME ZONE]

[i_am_emmet]

No judgment zone with me.

[Unless it was something worth judgment, like if Ingo suddenly decided he was going to suddenly stop Pokemon training and become a professional underwater basket weaver!]

[offtracks]

You are not going to let this go.

[It isn't even a question, just an observation. Ingo sighs.]

You know how feline Pokemon will often lick their paws and groom their heads and face with it? I often feel the urge to do that. Especially lately - I am shedding my winter coat, and I am constantly itchy!

[i_am_emmet]

Thats it? I thought it was going to be something verrry embarrassing.

[DISAPOINTMENT!]

[offtracks]

It's disgusting! And a monster instinct, too!

[i_am_emmet]

So is hoarding blankets but it hurts no one.

[Emmet...may have a few too many blankets now.]

[offtracks]

Well, I think that's rather different.

[it isn't LICKING PEOPLE]

[i_am_emmet]

Consensual licks.

[offtracks]

Emmet, people do not just run around licking! It is unhygienic and undignified!

[i_am_emmet]

That is why it has to be consensual. So they can wash before hand.

[offtracks]

I didn't even say anything about other people.

[He has definitely thought about it though!]

[i_am_emmet]

Then nothing wrong with licking yourself as long as you wash your hands afterward.

[offtracks]

Of course there is! People do not do that!

[i_am_emmet]

Who is going to stop you, and it's not the worse thing you can do.

[offtracks]

I am going to stop me! Though...well, I suppose you are right about that.

[He certainly has done much worse, hasn't he...]

[i_am_emmet]

Why though? Seriously if it hurts no one, and makes you feel nice- no harm. Just wash your hands.

[offtracks]

I don't know, it is just...wrong! I would be ashamed if anyone saw me do such a thing!

[we've looped back around to the masking thing and he doesn't even understand that]

[i_am_emmet]

[Emmet sighs.]

It sounds like you just want to torture yourself.

[offtracks]

[Brittle, after the last time that sort of topic came up:]

It is hardly torturous not to lick one's paws like an animal. I should be trying to maintain control!

[i_am_emmet]

It would niggle at me until I could do it.

[offtracks]

[Ingo flexes his claws, tail tapping against the couch. Yeah...yeah, it's nagging at him.]

...yes, talking about it isn't really helping. I should try to think of something else! Come, I can't be the only one, haven't you got any...gargoyle things?

[i_am_emmet]

Laying with all my blankets. Also wanting to take anything shiny.